I bought some shoes from a drug dealer....... I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day
My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes.
Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza? Because it was on the house.
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle? Because it had more cents
Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright.
