My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long.
Me: Your generation sits around with their noses in their phones Niece: Your generation made the guys who wrote the Macarena rich Me: ...
Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!
I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high
[nearing end of first date] Me: I'll give you a call later, OK? Her: *throws phone in river* I lost my phone.
