Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands.
Sexxist much? Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? A: give her a shovel.
As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that.""
Why was the 1 Year old african boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis
[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion