how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26
Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean.
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
The prophet Muhammad, Hitler and Charles Manson walk into a gay bar The bartender runs for his life screaming ""NO! FUCK THIS JOKE!""
Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be.