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a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat How Long is an asian dick I mean, seriously, I saw him stealing cookies from a little girl. What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans
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Why do we sleep? Because we get sleepy. I said to the wife, ""I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today... ...but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' "". I hate one-dimensional games. They're
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""you create beauty with your soul and personality! and also with not being fat and with using this make up."" - women's magazines I wonder if Radio Shack ever thinks about changing the name, you know
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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex. How many Freudian
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself? An abortion hook. Monks teach peace
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Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would
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Why did the blonde have an Abortion? She wasn't convinced the baby was hers. People drive like shit when I'm texting. What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course! What's the difference
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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom? Chickpea Why is it so tough being a paedophile? It's hard fitting in. Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you
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What's a ghost's favorite sexual fetish? Boo-kake I'll sell my broken watch when the time is right. What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo? An Eskimoji I can't STAND Shigesato
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Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day. If you type a When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?
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What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents I just bought a sewing machine I needed to get my sheet together
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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster? An impasta. Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime Why did Sarah Palin endorse
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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car? Pork and beans Record for the world's smallest penis? Must be hard to beat. 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do?
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I bet cats think people wish they were cats. I hate it when people show up at MY house, knock on MY door, and then ask me why I'm not wearing pants. Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than
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I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger! My girlfriend was on her. So I put
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What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea Daddy is the government going to keep us safe from terrorists? No son, they're busy protecting us from drugs and home made clocks. This party is boring.
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Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge. I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird
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""I propose a toast"" ""I propose a bagel."" ""Ya bagel, much better."" WIFE: Dave's here HUSBAND: Dave from work or Dave who always wears scarves? ME: [from downstairs] I got caught in the ceiling fan
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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church? Because he doesn't have Seoul. DENTIST: let's get started, shall we? *places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D:
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Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting. What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.. What's the definition
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