I bet cats think people wish they were cats.
I hate it when people show up at MY house, knock on MY door, and then ask me why I'm not wearing pants.
Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.
Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no
What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail of course!
