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Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier

If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple.

Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home

someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really

If I ever have a son... I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, ""Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?""

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