If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe
What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself? An abortion hook.
Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm.
In Australia your best friend and your worst enemy are both called a.. Cunt
I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :(