Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.
What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip..
What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder
""No, don't get up"" - how I greet people in wheelchairs.
What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller.