What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster? An impasta.
Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime
Why did Sarah Palin endorse Donald Trump? Because it takes a cunt to recognize another.
What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit? (Offensive)
What is a blind persons favourite song? Hello darkness my old friend
