What's a ghost's favorite sexual fetish? Boo-kake
I'll sell my broken watch when the time is right.
What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo? An Eskimoji
I can't STAND Shigesato Itoi... that Mother fucker.
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing.