Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day.
If you type a <3 but you end up with < you should go to the doctor because your heart is pounding.
When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps? Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown?
""Well, he's Jack Frost now lol"" -Rose from Titanic, probably
I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great