What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom? Chickpea
Why is it so tough being a paedophile? It's hard fitting in.
Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two.
If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn't at work.
What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan.