a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat
How Long is an asian dick I mean, seriously, I saw him stealing cookies from a little girl.
What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral? Nothing.
My dream job is to be a mirror cleaner I think I could really see myself doing that. \\_()_/
CW: What did you do on the weekend? ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake? ME: Me