Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church? Because he doesn't have Seoul.
DENTIST: let's get started, shall we? *places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D: *places handgun on tray*
When is it okay to punch a midget? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace.
I tried to be a gentleman to this pretty lady, so I held the door open for her... But she just screamed at me as she got sucked out of the plane! Women are so ungrateful for nice guys nowadays.
