What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder
What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex.
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder.
Kid: ""I want to be a doctor when I grow up."" Mom: ""You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough.""
I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure.
