What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car? Pork and beans
Record for the world's smallest penis? Must be hard to beat.
3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do? Throw one cigarette away and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter.
What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back I don't know how big this thing gets!
I painted my PC black to make it run faster Now it doesn't work