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How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot. How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game? None, it only takes Tolkiens A rose by any other name would smell
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I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd. What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine. How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck. Chuck
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What do Bud Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water. BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel
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Abortion, just brings out the kid in you. What's the best thing about doing 23 year olds!? There's 20 of them. If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten.
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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm Yeah, I'm majoring in math. Then when I graduate I'll get a job down at the math factory. Maybe even work my way up to CEO of math one day. I was
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My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side! Obamacare? Yeah, more like ""Turn
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall ! Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it's half empty? Me: cause you're a pessimist! How many feminists
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Kids, I can't tell you how much I enjoy sweating for an hr in the kitchen each day, just to see your little ""what the fuck is this"" faces So I tried coprophilia for the first time today. It's fucking
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I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later. Having sex at work is alright As long as you don't work at a daycare How can you tell when an accountant is
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What did the suave frog say to the hot frog? You're ribbeting! A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"" What do Congressional
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I just bought an antique clock with missing hands. I think it's a timeless treasure. A COWORKER BROUGHT HER INFANT INTO THE OFFICE LET'S ALL CROWD AROUND AND TERRIFY IT. -women My gynecologist recognized
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I didnt just read it I Reddit If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up. So I found a Chinese pet carer... He said he would wok my dog for me The reason I like Twitter is because
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What did the orphan get for Christmas? A family. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor ! How do jews get around town? On penny boards. The iCloud leaks weren't an accident
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I lost my job performing circumcisions I just couldn't cut it. I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp. That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to
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Two prostitutes are discussing one asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? the other one answers: -Fifty dollars like everybody else If you had a 14 inch penis growing out of your forehead
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""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe. Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport. I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded. If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS. I have an EpiPen A man lying
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True story: 5 year old me was asked by a backhoe operator, ""Hey Buddy, you wanna drive one of these when you grow up?"" ""No, my Dad wants me to go to college"" how do you think the unthinkable? with
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Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper. My landlord just called and said my neighbors just complained about all the loud freaky sex they are
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Some say English is tough... Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though. A gas station had 2 signs in the window, help wanted and self-service. I walked in and hired
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