How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot.
How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game? None, it only takes Tolkiens
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose's name? Albert Einstein.
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together? Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*