What did the orphan get for Christmas? A family.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
How do jews get around town? On penny boards.
The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all. It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place.
ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile
