True story: 5 year old me was asked by a backhoe operator, ""Hey Buddy, you wanna drive one of these when you grow up?"" ""No, my Dad wants me to go to college""
how do you think the unthinkable? with an ithberg!
DAD: I want a steak. HER: Eat this chicken instead. It's healthy. DAD: No it isn't. It's dead.
Why doesn't Casper have any children? He has a hollow-weiner.
everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid