Two prostitutes are discussing one asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? the other one answers: -Fifty dollars like everybody else
If you had a 14 inch penis growing out of your forehead how much of it could you see? None because you would have two balls in your eyes.
OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common? They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)
Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow
On Viagra Guidlines If I was ever able to keep an erection for more than four hours, I would be calling the girl with a visible thong who handed me a pencil in calc, not my doctor