""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe.
Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport.
I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out your meat.
Teacher: In music if ""f"" means ""forte"" what does ""ff"" mean ? Pupil: Eighty
