My girlfriend broke up with me for my obsession with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!
Obamacare? Yeah, more like ""Turn your head and Kafka."" Am I right?
Hey girl, how 'bout some head? - Henry VIII
Trump supporters are irrational, racists, misogynists... And some, I assume, are good people.