Some say English is tough... Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though.
A gas station had 2 signs in the window, help wanted and self-service. I walked in and hired myself. credit: Steven Wright
emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it
Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake""
How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback