What did the suave frog say to the hot frog? You're ribbeting!
A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!""
What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?. Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Why don't elephants smoke? They can't fit their butts in the ashtray
Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
