Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !
Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it's half empty? Me: cause you're a pessimist!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything.
My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did.
How do you stop a Lion from charging? have a successful dentistry practise.