Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded.
If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS.
I have an EpiPen A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
Husband to daughter's boyfriend... ...""Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now.""
Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life.
