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If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die. The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german
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There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life. ""Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures,""
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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her. Why do Jews hate water? Because the last one that stepped into
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What does heroin make you feel like? More heroin. [3 AM] 5yo: *sobbing* Daddy Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what's wrong? 5yo: I'm lonely... Me: Then, don't ever get married. 5yo: Ok, Daddy. What does the
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""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"" How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun. If 2 wrongs
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I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care. What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra How many tickles does it take to make a
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I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election. A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at
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Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference Hi I'm 37 yrs old. According to folklore, I've swallowed 259 spiders, 47 moths, 3 coyotes, and a grizzly bear in my sleep since I was born. Why did God create
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cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: ""the tigers should be your top priority"" cop: [scribbling out ducks] ""obviously"" Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes
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Voting this year will be like going to the dentist... No one wants to do it, but we all know we should for our own good. It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open! My buddy said
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Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle! What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off. Louise Jokes (my own jokes towards to my friend louise) ENJOY
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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream. If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering? Walk a mile in someone else's shoes????? NOOOO,
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Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke? Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator. How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles What do you call a
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Don't judge me. Judge Judy. All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth. America: School 6-18 should be free. More than free! MANDATORY ""Hey can you cover school 19-22
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Hey man, 1980 called. It wants its--oh, can you hold on? I've got 1945 on the other line, and he's conferencing in 1973 so I should get this My son challenged my wife & I to a game of hide-and-seek. We
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A rapist, paedophile and priest enter a bar. He orders a beer. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer. This is why I drink. - Me, doing anything sober. Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
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People ask me, ""Matt, how do you do it?"" , ""Matt, what's your secret?"" , ""Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?"" Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that
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What's the Boogeyman's part-time job? BoogeyNAN! A guy on the street just said ""nice feet"" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call? People with egg avatars are the extras having silent
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Make day funny (6215y)
Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible. Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible? I finally
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I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long. So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible
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