There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life.
""Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures,"" I mutter after each rabies shot.
i wonder wat time is *looks at wrist only to realize i am not wearig a watch* ah yes, i had forgoten that time is but a invisible everything
What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it.
Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson"".
