Make day funny (1499o)

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There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life.

""Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures,"" I mutter after each rabies shot.

i wonder wat time is *looks at wrist only to realize i am not wearig a watch* ah yes, i had forgoten that time is but a invisible everything

What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it.

Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson"".

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