Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?
Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator.
How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles
What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass.
How do you defeat an American? Don't do anything, just place a mirror in front of them and see as they squirm.
