Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
Why do aliens always disembark via ramp? Do they have problems with stairs? Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible?
I finally figured out the secret to click bait.
Unexpected things ""It says here on your resume that you're good at saying unexpected things.."" ""Yes I am"" ""But I thought you were gonna say something unexp- ..oh you're good""
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad