What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
Why do Jews hate water? Because the last one that stepped into a shower got bad gas.
What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough? No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down.
