""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn""
How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun.
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
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