If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die.
The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german wording.
I don't always roll a joint, But when I do it's my ankle
What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired
Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who.
