I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long.
So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets
What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing.
Muhammad The police would be upon him
Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi.