Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference
Hi I'm 37 yrs old. According to folklore, I've swallowed 259 spiders, 47 moths, 3 coyotes, and a grizzly bear in my sleep since I was born.
Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice.
Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning.
What's the hardest part about wearing crocs in college? Swimming through the ocean of pussy to get to class