I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.
A man walks into a strop club and asks how much it costs to come inside. The man at the door says ""it's going to cost at least 1000 dollars to cum inside sir""
""Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died"" ~ Really personal trainer
Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess.
I try to look on the bright side of everything, except for the sun, because it burns my retinas
