The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream.
If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?
Walk a mile in someone else's shoes????? NOOOO, THANK you! I don't even wanna walk a mile in my own shoes!!! Do you know how long a mile is?
Did y'all know witches make only 70% of the salary warlocks make despite doing the same evil-ass magic? That's some bullshit right there!
What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul.
