People ask me, ""Matt, how do you do it?"" , ""Matt, what's your secret?"" , ""Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?""
Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots.
I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off
