I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care.
What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra
How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? TEN Tickles LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuL
Those ""You Are Here"" maps at bus stops are very simple in Detroit. They all just say ""Fucked.""
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb
