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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-09-30 08:25
Make day funny (9566y)
I hate when a texting convo goes like this You: heyy. Them: hey! You: watzup? Them: nothin wbu? You: same. Them: cool. You: yea Them: haha. You: lol. Them: yep. Why wouldn't the two tampons speak to each
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2018-09-30 05:53
Make day funny (8843y)
What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron. [Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they
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2018-09-26 16:31
Make day funny (8406i)
Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift Why couldn't the American leave Russia? He was snowden I just bought a Pontiac that sexually identifies
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2018-09-25 14:14
Make day funny (5931t)
Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy. how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question? Did you hear the one
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2018-09-25 11:59
Make day funny (1546a)
If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe... Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ? I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled. Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later
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2018-09-25 09:18
Make day funny (4609b)
Time to diet. Went to the neighborhood pool today and all the women dressed me with their eyes... What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape? Let it Gogh! Why was the ketchup
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2018-09-25 07:03
Make day funny (9749j)
Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks. What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait? A master-baiter A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the
joykit
joke
2018-09-25 04:51
Make day funny (9057n)
Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick. My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer. What
joykit
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2018-09-25 02:26
Make day funny (7159p)
If I were a Greek philosopher, my name would be Mediocrites. I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on my with my dad.... Can't belive I'm going to be an uncle. Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together
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2018-09-24 23:53
Make day funny (1312s)
What's a 69er got in common with the mafia ? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice... ... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will
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2018-09-24 21:31
Make day funny (9777f)
Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk. Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you. Running in front of cars some sort of gang
joykit
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2018-09-24 19:10
Make day funny (9737a)
If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents. """"When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you.""""
joykit
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2018-09-24 16:26
Make day funny (1030n)
The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely. What do you call your wife's sisters husband? An asshole, for marrying the hot sister I like my women like I like my computer monitors Bright,
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2018-09-24 13:56
Make day funny (5437g)
Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team? The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ... Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've
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2018-09-24 11:36
Make day funny (2827c)
What kind of shoes do pedophiles like? White Vans I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: ""What do you do at a red light?"" Me: ""I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."" Politicians are
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2018-09-24 09:29
Make day funny (5418w)
What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock. Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done
joykit
joke
2018-09-24 07:04
Make day funny (3300o)
I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf. An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes. A rhyme which is neither Hickory nor
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2018-09-23 12:15
Make day funny (4675j)
Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas My girlfriend named her pussy trouble. And now I'm always trying to get into trouble. Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses.
joykit
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2018-09-23 10:19
Make day funny (9388k)
My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn"" PMS jokes are not funny... Period. Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20
joykit
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2018-09-23 07:50
Make day funny (5805p)
NO...I don't ""make plans"" because plans suggest INTENT... ...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable,
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