Time to diet. Went to the neighborhood pool today and all the women dressed me with their eyes...
What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape? Let it Gogh!
Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing.
What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay? Heavy petting.