What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit
When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron.
[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?""
What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag? A twix bar
Do steam rollers really roll steam?