I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf.
An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
A rhyme which is neither Hickory nor Dickory Hungary Dungaree Duck That fowl sure loves to fuck just like his feathers his zipper is down Hungary Dungaree Duck
How many geese does it take to form a gaggle... 5 or more
Let me tell you the funniest joke I know... Hold on for update, I'm on mobile. edit: forgot the joke