Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas
My girlfriend named her pussy trouble. And now I'm always trying to get into trouble.
Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses.
Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat? Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat
Why does it take 2 feminists to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the lightbulb and one to give me a blow job while I supervise.