Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team? The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming.
I'm tired of being told to remove my card rapidly. Starting a new ATM for people who wanna remove their card at a more chill pace
Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side
What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts.