NO...I don't ""make plans"" because plans suggest INTENT... ...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks, soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me.
I'm Not Racist! Racism is a crime... ...and crime is for black people.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!
