Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.
Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you.
Running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for dogs?
Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you.
What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger? One says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" The other says ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!""
