Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks.
What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait? A master-baiter
A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?""
What do you call a short cowboy? Subdude
What are the best funny fake names you know?? I submit - Craven Moorehead